See that? That's a freeway.
See this? This is a gas pump.What do these things have in common?
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I"m so glad you asked! I'm going to tell you right now.
Once upon a time, I was afraid to drive on the freeway, but not anymore! I took a roadtrip by myself, yeah, BY MYSELF. This isn't a big deal to most people, but it was a big deal to me. I accomplished freeways.
Once upon a time I lived in Oregon and never learned how to pump my own gas. Because you don't have to in Oregon. Then I lived in Washington and still never learned to pump my own gas, because I didn't have a car. BUT THEN, I drove a car to Washington, and I realized, "omgIhavetopumpmyowngasNOOOO." But then I did it, and it was fine, and I felt way more proud of myself than I should have. I accomplised the gas pump.
Megan. I am so proud of you. If you can accomplish cars, you can accomplish anything.
ReplyDeleteYou accomplised the gas pump. I like the image I have in my head of you conspiring to murder a politician with a fuel nozzle.
ReplyDeleteI am a good speler. Four reelz.
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