This car looks like my car, but isn't actually my actual car. But since yesterday, I have owned a car that looks just like this but dirtier and with more stickers on it.
I named it Rufio.
It cost me $200.
I want to take a roadtrip in it-maybe to Spokane.
It smells like a Volvo.
It has a little zombie hanging from the reaview mirror.
It has spy-like seatbelts.
It is mine.
Howtf did you get a car for that cheap. Seriously.
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